So, remember that silk I was spinning the other day?
THIS WAS THE WORST THING EVER!!!
This was the most horrifying project I’ve ever done. This 100% silk nightmare was spun from those fancy handkerchief things… I don’t know the technical title of them but that’s what I spun them from.
It was like working with cobwebs. I don’t like spiders.
Spinning it was not only difficult, oh no. I then decided to ply it.
In. One. Piece.
That’s right. I had to be a badass and ply it from one ball, from both ends of it.
It was a harrowing ordeal. It was tangled numerous times beyond counting. I had to cut it twice. I wailed, I cursed, I prayed that it would mercifully come to an end.
But like the waves of the ocean and certain strands of herpes, it just kept coming.
I had to separate each strand between my toes, spread eagles not-so-gracefully on my couch by the time it was all over.
But thru patience, perseverance, and faith, I finished this bitch…
I now have 96 yards of pure silky agony. This truly is my worst piece thus far. It truly is thick n’ thin throughout the whole thing, it has knots and a couple of strands throughout, you get the idea.
Now, what the hell am I supposed to do with this?